Ok, so I
know I’m not your mom. I know I’m not your girlfriend, boyfriend or significant
other. And if I one day I am and this applies to you, it’s over (once I find
out).
One of
the things that disgusts me the most that I see all too often is this:
Followed
by this:
No. That
just… No. Fucking sick. The second worst thing is this:
So
basically you’re showing your gross, disgusting hands to the water, letting the
germs that have layered your unwashed digits tremble in fear with the thought
of getting soap:
Followed
by the fear of getting wet:
And then
you wander on out. Without actually doing anything.
You take
your gross, disgusting hands, and mosey on out, not a care in the world! Wander
around aimlessly spreading cooties everywhere:
This is
what your gross hands actually look like:
That’s
right. You have poo, syphilis, herpes hands. You. YOU. YOU! Are the reason there
are hand herpes out there.
Now
please, be a decent person and wash your fucking hands when you use the bathroom.
Thank you.
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