You know when you’re driving down a road, and you see a bag of
garbage on the side of the street? What do you think? Something like this maybe:
Hmm what
an asshole, leaving their garbage out expecting others to pick up after them
Yeah, that’s normal. What I think when I see a garbage bag on
the side of the road is:
Holy
shit, I bet there’s a dead body in there!!!!
And then proceed to check for further garbage bags while
driving to determine if this garbage bag dumper has disposed of the entire body
on this one strip of road, or if they’ve strategically placed them around to
prevent identification.
That’s just how messed up my brain is. If I go by forests,
fields, bogs, anything I can’t see the ground in, I will assume there are dead
bodies in there. I’m a dark dark person.
So I left work today and this was at the door:
Yup, someone disposed of a dead body out front of my work. I
left it there for the supervisor on duty to deal with and just continued on my
merry way….
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